car theft

So Friday night, I left my car unlocked (something I almost never do). What happened? Some moron (or morons) went in my car and swiped a few things:

1) my checkbook
2) my change
3) my electric razor

Here is what they did not take:

1) my cds
2) my dvds
3) my stereo or sound system
4) my ipass

This theft didn't really bother me. I mean, it was only 4 bucks in change. Also, the checkbook isn't an issue because I closed the account and did all my credit protection stuff that my mom tells me about daily in some panic-filled email. What confuses me is why did they steal my electric razor? It wasn't a great one, and the blades were so old that it nicked my face. But, it was my razor. I wonder if it is okay. Are the thieves using the little brush to clean the blades of old facial hair? Are they not using it near a water source? Are they using it on their faces or on some unmentionable area? Not that you should ever manscape with an electric razor, but who knows with today's thieves.

My only real sadness is that these are the dumbest theives ever. I had 50 cds and 10 dvds in the car. Not a bad haul for a thief, especially since my entire Weezer collection was in the cd case. But they left that stuff right on my front passenger seat. That is certainly okay that they were bad thieves because I went out and bought a new razor and got 50 bucks in gas card for opening a new checking account. Thank you to my little thieves. Enjoy the ball shaver.