Did You Know . . . part 2

Yet another session of Did You Know, with more comments by me . . . .

• To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles. The Romans were harsh, but they had a thing for the balls - makes you wonder what the word would be if women had to swear on their tits.
  
• During conscription for WWII, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles. I would want this documented to. "Yep, I stormed the hill at Iwo Jima, and I got three nuts, bitches."
  
• Benito Mussolini would ward off the evil eye by touching his testicles. Ya right, he was whacking off and we all know it.
  
• Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle. They must have lied in a Roman court.
  
• Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 American states. Is being a total bitch grounds for divorce in those same states.
  
• The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. Founding Fathers rocking the ganj.
  
• 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy ) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie. They are not, however, the only Disney cartoons where there are no Jews.
  
• The Soviet Sukhoi-34 is the first strike fighter with a toilet in it. When you have to shit, you have to shit.
  
• Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox. Which may be the location of his missing testicle.
  
• 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel. Fucking scrabble players.
  
• 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. Good news for those of you searching for internet porn.
• The tango originated as a dance between two men (for partnering practice). Is that a euphemism for fucking?? Argh.
  
• The Los Angeles Rams were the first U.S. football team to introduce emblems on their helmets. And what is the name of Los Angeles' football team?
  
• The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. Unless he is married.
  
• "Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact. So throw your cat off a building today!" Sounds good. I hate cats and there are plenty of 7-story buildings in the suburbs.